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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCIX

StingingFly
Lorien


Jul 10, 7:04pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCIX Can't Post

Thanks again to Bracegirdle, here is the 99th installment of the Hobbit Caption Contest.

Who better to inspire the imaginations of our Captioneers than the enigmatic Radagast...what is going on here?




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 10, 7:23pm

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Radagast got himself a bit lost during the 965th annual Forochel Trail Sled Dog Race. [In reply to] Can't Post

There was also a controversial ruling by the judges on the use of Rhosgobel rabbits.

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 10, 11:28pm

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Anxious for a hearty flapjack breakfast Radagast speeds toward Rhosgobel with a sled-full of fresh-picked buckwheat. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 14, 12:58am

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Oh, great. Next the purists will complain about the bugs in his teeth. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dr."
-The Briefing of Elrond





Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Jul 19, 8:04pm

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It took Radagast a few minutes to realize... [In reply to] Can't Post

that those creatures chasing after him were definitely NOT Dr. Who fans wanting his autograph!
But for the record, he fully supports the lady DocWink

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman




2ndBreffest
The Shire


Jul 20, 4:02pm

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"I have a stupendous idea!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"I will pass some gas in their faces!"


Loresilme
Valinor


Jul 20, 8:11pm

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At Wizards-R-Us, there were serious consequences for not returning your shopping cart to the store. // [In reply to] Can't Post





StingingFly
Lorien


Jul 23, 7:23pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Saving the best for last, Loresilme delivers a classic!


Loresilme
Valinor


Jul 25, 8:52am

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Thank you SF! [In reply to] Can't Post

Ill be back right away with the next round!

 
 

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