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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCIX


Jul 10 2018, 7:04pm

Post #1 of 9 (3133 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest XCIX Can't Post

Thanks again to Bracegirdle, here is the 99th installment of the Hobbit Caption Contest.

Who better to inspire the imaginations of our Captioneers than the enigmatic Radagast...what is going on here?


Jul 10 2018, 7:23pm

Post #2 of 9 (3077 views)
Radagast got himself a bit lost during the 965th annual Forochel Trail Sled Dog Race. [In reply to] Can't Post

There was also a controversial ruling by the judges on the use of Rhosgobel rabbits.

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Jul 10 2018, 11:28pm

Post #3 of 9 (3059 views)
Anxious for a hearty flapjack breakfast Radagast speeds toward Rhosgobel with a sled-full of fresh-picked buckwheat. / [In reply to] Can't Post


. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Jul 14 2018, 12:58am

Post #4 of 9 (2859 views)
Oh, great. Next the purists will complain about the bugs in his teeth. / [In reply to] Can't Post


"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dr."
-The Briefing of Elrond


Jul 19 2018, 8:04pm

Post #5 of 9 (2439 views)
It took Radagast a few minutes to realize... [In reply to] Can't Post

that those creatures chasing after him were definitely NOT Dr. Who fans wanting his autograph!
But for the record, he fully supports the lady DocWink

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman


Jul 20 2018, 4:02pm

Post #6 of 9 (2336 views)
"I have a stupendous idea!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"I will pass some gas in their faces!"


Jul 20 2018, 8:11pm

Post #7 of 9 (2297 views)
At Wizards-R-Us, there were serious consequences for not returning your shopping cart to the store. // [In reply to] Can't Post


Jul 23 2018, 7:23pm

Post #8 of 9 (1853 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Saving the best for last, Loresilme delivers a classic!


Jul 25 2018, 8:52am

Post #9 of 9 (1725 views)
Thank you SF! [In reply to] Can't Post

Ill be back right away with the next round!


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