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LOTR Caption Contest CXC (Fourth of July Edition)

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 4, 1:19pm

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I apologize if this image has been used previously. It seems particularly appropriate for today's date.



"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jul 4, 1:20pm)


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 4, 3:36pm

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Really, Shagrat. You're not still carrying a torch for Her Ladyship after all this time?/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 4, 5:51pm

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Peacenik Shagoli Zambelli demonstrates a benign use for the Blasting Fire of Orthanc. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Alveric
Rivendell


Jul 4, 11:49pm

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Highlights of the opening ceremony the year Rohan hosted the Olympics [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Rivendell


Jul 5, 5:10pm

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Highlights of the opening ceremony the year Mordor hosted the Olympics [In reply to] Can't Post

(I changed Rohan to Mordor, because it's funnier)


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 6, 12:10am

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"You're supposed to stick it in the ground!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dr."
-The Briefing of Elrond





Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jul 6, 6:56pm

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'Who replaced my cotton candy with dry ice!?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 11, 12:11pm

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Okay, Alveric, it's your turn! [In reply to] Can't Post

I think you're right; 'Mordor' is funnier!

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Alveric
Rivendell


Jul 12, 4:49pm

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thank you for this crushing burden on my weary shoulders! [In reply to] Can't Post

Give me a day or so, I think I can endure the great honour.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 12, 7:12pm

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You are most welcome! [In reply to] Can't Post

You knew the job was dangerous when you posted.

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison

 
 

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