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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXXIX

Ataahua
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Jun 28, 7:51pm

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Let's step to the dark side for this week's caption contest. What could be happening here?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 28, 7:57pm

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Victim: "I don't think *choke* that's how the Heimlich maneuver works!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 28, 11:06pm

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Two old chums jostle in a traditional Yrch salutation. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 29, 2:02am

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Lurtz lift us up where we belong.../ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 29, 3:01am

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Lawrence Makoare and Ron Perlman vie over who'll be in the next reboot of CBS' "Beauty and the Beast". / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dŻr."
-The Briefing of Elrond





Ataahua
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Jun 29, 4:25am

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Ear-worm! Ear-worm! *hums white noise* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Alveric
Rivendell


Jun 29, 10:34am

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There. And that's how you tie a bow tie! [In reply to] Can't Post

OK, thanks bro.


StingingFly
Lorien


Jun 29, 6:58pm

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Saruman calmly explains that "strangulation by hatchling" is one of the occupational hazards at Isengard Inc and not a violation of the safety protocol. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Jul 4, 5:11am

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Congrats Otaku-sempai - you win this round! :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 4, 1:05pm

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Okay, thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

There must be some images left to mine from the LotR films.

"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison

 
 

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