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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCVIII

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 27, 4:55pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCVIII Can't Post

My thanks to the noble and prodigious Otaku-sempai the progenitor of this here
‘Hobbit Caption Contest’, for choosing my meager effort worthy of a ‘tag’.
For your destructive pleasure I offer Caption #XCVIII.
So what hey is this all about?



‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 28, 1:43am

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Bilbo: "When did this become a cyberpunk story?" [In reply to] Can't Post

I couldn't resist! Laugh

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jun 28, 2:56am

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Arthur Dent: “Marvin, any ideas?” [In reply to] Can't Post

Marvin: “I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.”


StingingFly
Lorien


Jun 29, 7:06pm

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Bilbo: "Look, I admit my last riddle wasn't legitimate, but 'pull my finger'...that isn't even a question...wait, is it?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Fereth
Rivendell


Jun 30, 12:26am

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Bilbo found it a little difficult to continue filming... [In reply to] Can't Post

after Gollum failed to negotiate a new contract with Warner Brothers, and this rather odd Andy Serkis fellow was called to fill in.


(This post was edited by Fereth on Jun 30, 12:27am)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 3, 3:53pm

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I must take the low road - StingingFly ‘pulls’ the win… [In reply to] Can't Post

“Pull my finger” just reeks of many farcical, raucous,
and odiferous memories. Tongue

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 6, 12:18am

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This week on "Amazon's Middle-earth", Bilbo meets Tron in the episode "The Hob Bit". / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
-The Briefing of Elrond





StingingFly
Lorien


Jul 9, 1:07am

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Thank you Bracegirdle! [In reply to] Can't Post

...some take the high road,
...but I'll take the low road,
...and I'll be posting by morning!
...A new caption contest, for all the folks of TORn,
...On the bonnie, bonnie OneRing forum.

 
 

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