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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jun 27 2018, 4:55pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCVIII
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My thanks to the noble and prodigious Otaku-sempai the progenitor of this here ‘Hobbit Caption Contest’, for choosing my meager effort worthy of a ‘tag’. For your destructive pleasure I offer Caption #XCVIII. So what hey is this all about?
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jun 28 2018, 1:43am
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Bilbo: "When did this become a cyberpunk story?"
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I couldn't resist!
"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 28 2018, 2:56am
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Arthur Dent: “Marvin, any ideas?”
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Marvin: “I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.”
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jun 29 2018, 7:06pm
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Bilbo: "Look, I admit my last riddle wasn't legitimate, but 'pull my finger'...that isn't even a question...wait, is it?"
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Fereth
Rivendell
Jun 30 2018, 12:26am
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Bilbo found it a little difficult to continue filming...
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after Gollum failed to negotiate a new contract with Warner Brothers, and this rather odd Andy Serkis fellow was called to fill in.
(This post was edited by Fereth on Jun 30 2018, 12:27am)
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 3 2018, 3:53pm
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I must take the low road - StingingFly ‘pulls’ the win…
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“Pull my finger” just reeks of many farcical, raucous, and odiferous memories.
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 6 2018, 12:18am
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This week on "Amazon's Middle-earth", Bilbo meets Tron in the episode "The Hob Bit". /
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****************************************** "The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr." -The Briefing of Elrond
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jul 9 2018, 1:07am
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...some take the high road, ...but I'll take the low road, ...and I'll be posting by morning! ...A new caption contest, for all the folks of TORn, ...On the bonnie, bonnie OneRing forum.
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