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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCVI


Jun 8 2018, 12:57pm

Post #1 of 8 (4441 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest XCVI Can't Post

Many thanks to hanne for the winning nod on Round 95! In keeping with our game rules, herewith please find the entry for the 96th Round. Caption away!

Larger image here.


Jun 8 2018, 1:46pm

Post #2 of 8 (4402 views)
Thorin: "Well, yes. It is a bit of a fixer-upper." [In reply to] Can't Post

"But with some new siding and a fresh coat of paint, it will make a dandy retirement cottage! Am I right?"

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Jun 8 2018, 8:48pm

Post #3 of 8 (4369 views)
"I told you to take the exit at the Last Inn. This is a dead end." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Check the lodestone, what does it say?"
"It says, 'recalculating.'"

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Jun 9 2018, 11:02pm

Post #4 of 8 (4179 views)
Thorin: "Gloin, you said this was the summer home of your cousin Balin...you promised Roaring fires! Malt Beer! Red Meat off the bone!" [In reply to] Can't Post



Jun 11 2018, 9:51pm

Post #5 of 8 (4066 views)
"What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?" [In reply to] Can't Post

"I mean to kill you in one minute, Mm. Or see you hanged in Rivendell at Lord Elrond's convenience. Which'll it be?"
-Episode #22 of Amazon Middle-earth: "The Short, the Stout, and the Petty"

"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dr."
-The Briefing of Elrond


Jun 14 2018, 6:10pm

Post #6 of 8 (3921 views)
Thorin: That's an old, gray CLIFF, not a HILL! [In reply to] Can't Post

And that shack is definitely NOT a "merry ol' inn!"

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman


Jun 14 2018, 10:17pm

Post #7 of 8 (3912 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Over to you, O-s!


Jun 14 2018, 10:40pm

Post #8 of 8 (3909 views)
Thanks Loresilme! [In reply to] Can't Post

It might take me until tomorrow (or so) to find a new image, but we'll see.

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


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