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Tom, Bert, and William versus The Three Billy Goats Gruff


May 31 2018, 6:11pm

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Tom, Bert, and William versus The Three Billy Goats Gruff Can't Post

Who wins?

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-The Briefing of Elrond

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May 31 2018, 9:59pm

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Given that the goats' horns [In reply to] Can't Post

would be roughly at groin-height, I'd say it ends badly for the trolls.

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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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May 31 2018, 10:45pm

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Billy goats automatically win versus Trolls. [In reply to] Can't Post

That's just how it works.

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the 13th warrior

May 31 2018, 10:58pm

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I see the trolls having Goats Head Soup [In reply to] Can't Post

hello darkstone, i think the trolls would bash and club goats to death with rocks and tree branches, or throw them against a boulder. then argue about the best way to eat them like they argued over bilbo and co. they never seem to eat, just fight about cooking. couldn't resist rolling stones' album title in headline. fine record, have it on original vinyl, laid back but good effort by mick and the boys after exile on main st.

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(This post was edited by the 13th warrior on May 31 2018, 11:00pm)


Jun 2 2018, 6:04pm

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“Yummy yuck! Mutton again tomorrer”, said Bill Huggins gruffly. [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

Grey Havens

Jun 3 2018, 6:31pm

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Three Billy Goats Gruff [In reply to] Can't Post

Just as Gandalf tricked them into fighting with each other, the three billy goats would have bamboozled them.

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