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Darkstone
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May 31 2018, 6:11pm
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Tom, Bert, and William versus The Three Billy Goats Gruff
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Who wins?
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"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
-The Briefing of Elrond
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Ataahua
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May 31 2018, 9:59pm
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would be roughly at groin-height, I'd say it ends badly for the trolls.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Otaku-sempai
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May 31 2018, 10:45pm
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Billy goats automatically win versus Trolls.
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That's just how it works.
"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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the 13th warrior
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May 31 2018, 10:58pm
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I see the trolls having Goats Head Soup
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hello darkstone, i think the trolls would bash and club goats to death with rocks and tree branches, or throw them against a boulder. then argue about the best way to eat them like they argued over bilbo and co. they never seem to eat, just fight about cooking. couldn't resist rolling stones' album title in headline. fine record, have it on original vinyl, laid back but good effort by mick and the boys after exile on main st.
The 13th Warrior, Left Field CaliphateFrom the scroll rooms of Gondor, listening to "Angie, angie......when will those clouds all disappear..."
(This post was edited by the 13th warrior on May 31 2018, 11:00pm)
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jun 2 2018, 6:04pm
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“Yummy yuck! Mutton again tomorrer”, said Bill Huggins gruffly.
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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sevilodorf
Grey Havens
Jun 3 2018, 6:31pm
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Just as Gandalf tricked them into fighting with each other, the three billy goats would have bamboozled them.
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