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hanne
Lorien
May 21 2018, 10:12pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest Exseevee (XCV)
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Thank you Otaku-sempai for making me the next link in the great captioneering chain! Time to forge ahead.... What are these dwarves chatting about as they...do...what??? Please make your brilliant caption family-friendly, per the rules of yore. Original image can be found here.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
May 22 2018, 5:17pm
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Every Nauglamír must start at the forge … /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Darkstone
Immortal
May 22 2018, 6:07pm
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Dwarves play "Whack-A-Molten". /
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****************************************** “Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog. "I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy." "All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. 'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’ -The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land
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Fereth
Rivendell
May 22 2018, 9:45pm
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"The next dwarf to start singing 'Heigh-ho' is getting their fingers hammered!"
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(This post was edited by Fereth on May 22 2018, 9:46pm)
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Ataahua
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May 23 2018, 1:42am
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*sings* "Everybody was hot-gold mining,
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"Those spatters were hot as lightning "Hairy Bob just took off flying "A trail of flames behind him rising "Ow-ow-ow owwwwwww..."
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Ithilisa
Rivendell
May 23 2018, 4:29am
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Very creative. Best laugh I've had all day. Hope this sticks in my head tomorrow.
"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin
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Ataahua
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May 23 2018, 6:57pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
May 24 2018, 4:59pm
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Hey, do you remember that old 'Men at Work' song?
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"I come from the land down under...."
I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me! from The Greatest Showman
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Darkstone
Immortal
May 29 2018, 9:21pm
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"Who can it be knocking at my door?"
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"Burrahobbit, don't come 'round here no more."
****************************************** “Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog. "I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy." "All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. 'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’ -The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jun 3 2018, 2:12pm
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At the Big Smiles for Little Dwarves Dental Lab in Erebor, work begins on a curious order for "One (1) gold tooth bling, Size=XXL", pre-paid and signed, "L. Smaug, KUTM. Will pick up." //
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hanne
Lorien
Jun 5 2018, 5:49pm
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Offbeat, wicked...funny! Winner of a tough week to choose from. Carry on! (Or a tough three weeks - my apologies for the long delay in getting back here. Thank you everyone for the funny captions!)
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jun 6 2018, 11:42am
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Glad it made you laugh . I'll be back asap with the next round!
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