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Hobbit Caption Contest Exseevee (XCV)

hanne
Lorien

May 21, 10:12pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest Exseevee (XCV) Can't Post

Thank you Otaku-sempai for making me the next link in the great captioneering chain! Time to forge ahead....

What are these dwarves chatting about as they...do...what???

Please make your brilliant caption family-friendly, per the rules of yore.



Original image can be found here.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


May 22, 5:17pm

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Every Nauglamír must start at the forge … / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


May 22, 6:07pm

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Dwarves play "Whack-A-Molten". / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog.

"I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy."

"All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’

-The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land




Fereth
Rivendell


May 22, 9:45pm

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"The next dwarf to start singing 'Heigh-ho' is getting their fingers hammered!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Fereth on May 22, 9:46pm)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


May 23, 1:42am

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*sings* "Everybody was hot-gold mining, [In reply to] Can't Post

"Those spatters were hot as lightning
"Hairy Bob just took off flying
"A trail of flames behind him rising

"Ow-ow-ow owwwwwww..."

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on May 23, 1:42am)


Ithilisa
Bree

May 23, 4:29am

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Ataahua that's hilarious [In reply to] Can't Post

Very creative. Best laugh I've had all day. Hope this sticks in my head tomorrow.

"I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!" - Gildor

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."- Thorin


Ataahua
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May 23, 6:57pm

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Glad you liked it. :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


May 24, 4:59pm

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Hey, do you remember that old 'Men at Work' song? [In reply to] Can't Post

"I come from the land down under...."

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman




Loresilme
Valinor


May 26, 10:09pm

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lol! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


May 29, 9:21pm

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"Who can it be knocking at my door?" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Burrahobbit, don't come 'round here no more."

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“Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog.

"I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy."

"All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’

-The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land




Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 3, 2:12pm

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At the Big Smiles for Little Dwarves Dental Lab in Erebor, work begins on a curious order for "One (1) gold tooth bling, Size=XXL", pre-paid and signed, "L. Smaug, KUTM. Will pick up." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


hanne
Lorien

Jun 5, 5:49pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Offbeat, wicked...funny! Winner of a tough week to choose from. Carry on!

(Or a tough three weeks - my apologies for the long delay in getting back here. Thank you everyone for the funny captions!)


Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 6, 11:42am

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Thanks, hanne! [In reply to] Can't Post

Glad it made you laugh Laugh. I'll be back asap with the next round!

 
 

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