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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXXV

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


May 12 2018, 12:40am

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Thanks to Alveric for the tag. Now how to explain this:



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Meneldor
Valinor


May 12 2018, 1:00am

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I knew I should have taken that left turn at the wardrobe. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Bracegirdle
Valinor


May 12 2018, 1:58am

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Legend has it they try to dash between your legs. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 12 2018, 2:25am

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This beautiful home features the very latest in indoor-outdoor flow. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Alveric
Lorien


May 13 2018, 9:48pm

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Dad? I think you left that Chinese take-away in the back of the fridge for too long... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 13 2018, 11:51pm

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*snort* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


May 14 2018, 2:39am

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You can come inside now! You can come inside now! Come into the door! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


May 14 2018, 2:00pm

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"Anakin Skywalker. I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little... older." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog.

"I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy."

"All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’

-The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land




Loresilme
Valinor


May 14 2018, 3:38pm

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Daaaad you know that little box of garden dirt from Great Grandma G you told me not to play with inside .... I spilled a little. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


May 22 2018, 10:19pm

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The winner! Very tough call this time./ [In reply to] Can't Post



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


May 22 2018, 10:20pm

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Great fangorn shui as well./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Loresilme
Valinor


May 23 2018, 11:50pm

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Thanks, L. Ron! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll be back right away with the next round!

 
 

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