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Darkstone
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Apr 25 2018, 5:05pm
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"How you turn my world, you precious thing!" //
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****************************************** “Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog. "I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy." "All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. 'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’ -The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land
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Otaku-sempai
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Apr 25 2018, 5:21pm
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"Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"*
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* Kudos to the late Douglas Adams for the title. May he never be without his towel.
"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 25 2018, 7:02pm
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"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again." //
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 25 2018, 8:00pm
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Yes, yes of course I'll have to go to The Wedding!
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Send my "Delighteds", then come help me choose an outfit.
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cats16
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Apr 27 2018, 4:16am
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Dr. Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get your baby! //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
May 1 2018, 3:04am
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Goblin King: You're telling me the Dwarves are demanding pizza?
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One dozen large sausage & pepperoni pizzas, cheesy breadsticks AND 2 kegs of beer??? Of all the NERVE!
I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me! from The Greatest Showman
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L. Ron Halfelven
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May 6 2018, 7:28pm
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To head off any further Vogon poetry, I declare this the winner./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap. He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
May 6 2018, 8:22pm
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my spouse thanks you, and my dear old mother would would thank you if she had not just been devoured by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. I will soon search for an appropriate image for the next contest. I extend my thanks with the following verse:
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't! - Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on May 6 2018, 8:23pm)
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