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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXXIV


Apr 13 2018, 8:18pm

Post #1 of 12 (5377 views)
LOTR Caption Contest CLXXXIV Can't Post

Darkstone of the Fruity Cat Helm has rashly deemed me worthy of initiating another bout of irreverence. Who am I to shirk, a mere Puffin in flight? So here we are, some Hobbit children. Seems like two of them might be speaking. And of course we know whose grey-haired head is in the foreground.


Apr 14 2018, 12:23am

Post #2 of 12 (5301 views)
"We represent the Lollipop Guild!" // [In reply to] Can't Post


"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Apr 14 2018, 12:41am

Post #3 of 12 (5319 views)
Camera 2's view of the famous Lecturing Gorilla meme: [In reply to] Can't Post

So there I was, at the mercy of three monstruous trolls...

Grey Havens

Apr 16 2018, 3:56am

Post #4 of 12 (5176 views)
It's the Lawgiver from Battle for Planet of the Apes [In reply to] Can't Post


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Apr 16 2018, 4:52pm

Post #5 of 12 (5154 views)
"Any minute now he'll notice we set fire to his foot hair." / [In reply to] Can't Post


“Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog.

"I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy."

"All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’

-The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land


Apr 16 2018, 8:05pm

Post #6 of 12 (5144 views)
Back row, Stage left: “Soon’s he’s done with the lies we can get back to Ringolevio.” / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Apr 17 2018, 2:42am

Post #7 of 12 (5134 views)
"So here we see Rule no. 1407: Don't feed the trolls, dearies - set them up against each other". [In reply to] Can't Post

In Hobbiton, tech ed begins at a young age; and a talented teacher provides entertaining, everyday examples.


Apr 19 2018, 10:48pm

Post #8 of 12 (5044 views)
Bilbo: You'll never guess what happened then! [In reply to] Can't Post

Young Shelly Roper: You went into the troll cave, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7941, where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying eagles?!
B: No.
YSR: Awwww.


Apr 20 2018, 8:17pm

Post #9 of 12 (4966 views)
I'm the judge so I'm not eligible, but my idea is: [In reply to] Can't Post

(Grumpy-looking kid in back row, thinks:) Why do those two kids in the front row get all the best camera angles?


Apr 25 2018, 2:32pm

Post #10 of 12 (4644 views)
Back Row, left: "pfffftt hee hee Mr. Bilbo's nostrils are so big" // [In reply to] Can't Post



May 7 2018, 7:46pm

Post #11 of 12 (3989 views)
ye winner is L.Ron [In reply to] Can't Post

For the surrealism of it. Planet of the Orcs: An Unexpected Rebellion. Featuring Gandalf the Silverback, and Sarumonkey, and... uh...

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

May 12 2018, 12:36am

Post #12 of 12 (3750 views)
Thag you very buch!/ [In reply to] Can't Post


And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


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