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Alveric
Lorien
Apr 13 2018, 8:18pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXXIV
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Darkstone of the Fruity Cat Helm has rashly deemed me worthy of initiating another bout of irreverence. Who am I to shirk, a mere Puffin in flight? So here we are, some Hobbit children. Seems like two of them might be speaking. And of course we know whose grey-haired head is in the foreground.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Apr 14 2018, 12:23am
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"We represent the Lollipop Guild!" //
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"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Apr 14 2018, 12:41am
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Camera 2's view of the famous Lecturing Gorilla meme:
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So there I was, at the mercy of three monstruous trolls...
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Apr 16 2018, 3:56am
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It's the Lawgiver from Battle for Planet of the Apes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-mhtVJaRo
Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua
(Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 16 2018, 4:52pm
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"Any minute now he'll notice we set fire to his foot hair." /
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“Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog.
"I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy."
"All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’
-The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 16 2018, 8:05pm
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Back row, Stage left: “Soon’s he’s done with the lies we can get back to Ringolevio.” /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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sador
Half-elven
Apr 17 2018, 2:42am
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"So here we see Rule no. 1407: Don't feed the trolls, dearies - set them up against each other".
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In Hobbiton, tech ed begins at a young age; and a talented teacher provides entertaining, everyday examples.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 19 2018, 10:48pm
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Bilbo: You'll never guess what happened then!
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Young Shelly Roper: You went into the troll cave, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7941, where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying eagles?!
B: No.
YSR: Awwww.
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Alveric
Lorien
Apr 20 2018, 8:17pm
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I'm the judge so I'm not eligible, but my idea is:
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(Grumpy-looking kid in back row, thinks:) Why do those two kids in the front row get all the best camera angles?
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 25 2018, 2:32pm
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Back Row, left: "pfffftt hee hee Mr. Bilbo's nostrils are so big" //
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Alveric
Lorien
May 7 2018, 7:46pm
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For the surrealism of it. Planet of the Orcs: An Unexpected Rebellion. Featuring Gandalf the Silverback, and Sarumonkey, and... uh...
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
May 12 2018, 12:36am
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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