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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCII

cats16
Valinor


Apr 16, 2:17am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCII Can't Post

Many thanks to Belegdir for selecting my Dumbledorable cap last round.

Now in accordance with the rules of this sacred contest, here ye shall find the ninety-second screenshot for your consideration:



Original image here.

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 17, 10:18pm

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Lobelia falls for the 'Come dressed as a birthday cake' practical joke. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 18, 2:11am

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B: “To Ring or not to Ring. That is the question.” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 18, 3:56pm

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"The fair Lobelia. Nymph, in thy orisons be all my spoons rememb'red."/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 18, 9:15pm

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Lobelia: “Thou tell'st me there is murder in mine eye: 'Tis pretty, sure, and very probable…” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 19, 1:54am

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"I pray thee, good Lobelia, let's retire. The day is hot; the Baggins, abroad; [In reply to] Can't Post

And if we meet we shall not ’scape a brawl,
For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring."


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 19, 3:12pm

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“Bid them all fly; [In reply to] Can't Post

For when I am revenged upon yon SB’s,
I have done all. Bid them all fly, begone.”


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 19, 6:04pm

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"Spoons? What spoons? I'm just chillin' with my guac from my chip hat." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Did you say 'You Shall Not Pass' or 'You Shall Not Sass'?" asked the Balrog.

"I said 'You Shall Not Pass,'” replied Gandalf; "and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy."

"All right," said the Balrog; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of its wings, and ending with its shadow, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

'Well! I've often seen wings without a Balrog,' thought Gandalf; `but a Balrog without wings! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’

-The Adventures of Gandalf in Middle-earth Land




cats16
Valinor


Apr 20, 5:18am

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We have a winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

A hearty round of applause to all. Smile

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 25, 1:47am

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Thanks! (Tip of the pointy hat to Bracegirdle for getting me going.)/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.

 
 

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