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Scenes From the Hat

Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 9, 1:56pm

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Scenes From the Hat Can't Post

The Shirriffs was the name that the Hobbits gave to their police, or the nearest equivalent that they possessed.
-Prologue

What were some of the service calls the Shirriffs might respond to?

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"Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 9, 3:37pm

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A fisticuffs dart dispute between the Gaffer & Daddy Twofoot at the Ivy Bush. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Attalus
Lorien


Apr 9, 4:33pm

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Complaint by Rosie Cotton [In reply to] Can't Post

...of "inappropriate language" by Ted Sandyman

We are the fighting Uruk-Hai! We slew the great warrior! Well, yeah, first he killed a bunch of us and another whole lot of Mauhúr's lads, and we had to shoot enough arrows into him to drop a Mûmak. But we got him!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 9, 5:59pm

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At Bag End, 13 dwarves reported entering and breaking./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea


Apr 9, 8:47pm

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Public display of ezpeleta's art // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 10, 2:45pm

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"Unit Two-Foot XII, [In reply to] Can't Post

responding to a Code CXLIV, disturbing the peace at the party tree."


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 10, 11:25pm

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Oversee quality control of the local pubs // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 10, 11:25pm

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Oversee crowd control of the local pubs // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 10, 11:26pm

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Oversee cleanliness of the local pubs // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 10, 11:27pm

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Oversee anything and everything that needs... overseeing... in the local pubs // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit

(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Apr 10, 11:29pm)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 11, 7:17pm

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Overseeing excessive “Oversee pub postings” [In reply to] Can't Post

by grammaboodawg . It took 2 Westfarthing Shirriffs and a Bounder to take her down and smother her with kisses Heart until she said . . . “More if you please!”.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 11, 8:27pm

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hmmm... I was over there seeing you post [In reply to] Can't Post

and I'm SURE there are more than 2 Shirriffs around here ;) Or maybe that Ranger I saw laughing just beyond the treeline!!

*crosses arms, taps foot, overseeing the door*




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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 12, 12:30am

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Wash day laundry pilfering - er, borrowing. [In reply to] Can't Post




Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Apr 12, 10:40pm

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Pumpkin pestering in the pub. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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