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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCI

Belegdir
Lorien


Apr 8, 11:26am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCI Can't Post

Thanks again to Loresilme for the win. Now on with the captions.




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 8, 6:56pm

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"Excuse me good sir, you look like you know the way to the nearest laundromat..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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cats16
Valinor


Apr 8, 8:10pm

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Dumbledore: "Lucian Malfoy, I might've known." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Carcharoth
Rivendell


Apr 8, 8:42pm

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Harumph! Of course it is easy NOT to look "rode hard and put away wet" when one hides away in his kingdom, you vainful ninny. [no text] [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 8, 10:53pm

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The moment Gandalf realises his Madame Tussauds waxwork is prettier than him. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 9, 5:35am

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"I know this Dwarf who gives me a trim when I need it. Why do you ask?"/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 9, 1:34pm

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Gandalf meets the sixth wizard, Fabulous the Lavender. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 9, 4:00pm

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B- b- but I thought you ordered the family size pepperoni with the pan crust!? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Smaug the iron
Gondor


Apr 9, 4:29pm

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No, you are wrong Thranduil, I have the right staff. PJ told me this was the right one and PJ is always right. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 9, 5:15pm

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"The orcs have taken Stone Street, you say? [In reply to] Can't Post

Take all your archers to the wall! Amazon Alley must not fall!"


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Apr 9, 5:23pm)


Belegdir
Lorien


Apr 13, 3:32pm

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Congratulations! We have a winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Simple and effective. Congratulations cats16.


cats16
Valinor


Apr 14, 5:12am

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Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

Falling asleep as I type but will report back with a new image pronto.

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(This post was edited by cats16 on Apr 14, 5:12am)

 
 

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