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Belegdir
Lorien
Apr 8 2018, 11:26am
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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCI
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Thanks again to Loresilme for the win. Now on with the captions.
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Ataahua
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Apr 8 2018, 6:56pm
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"Excuse me good sir, you look like you know the way to the nearest laundromat..." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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cats16
Half-elven
Apr 8 2018, 8:10pm
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Dumbledore: "Lucian Malfoy, I might've known." //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Carcharoth
Rivendell
Apr 8 2018, 8:42pm
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Harumph! Of course it is easy NOT to look "rode hard and put away wet" when one hides away in his kingdom, you vainful ninny. [no text]
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Ataahua
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Apr 8 2018, 10:53pm
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The moment Gandalf realises his Madame Tussauds waxwork is prettier than him. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Apr 9 2018, 5:35am
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"I know this Dwarf who gives me a trim when I need it. Why do you ask?"/
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap. He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 9 2018, 1:34pm
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Gandalf meets the sixth wizard, Fabulous the Lavender. /
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****************************************** "Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 9 2018, 4:00pm
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B- b- but I thought you ordered the family size pepperoni with the pan crust!? /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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Smaug the iron
Gondor
Apr 9 2018, 4:29pm
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No, you are wrong Thranduil, I have the right staff. PJ told me this was the right one and PJ is always right.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 9 2018, 5:15pm
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"The orcs have taken Stone Street, you say?
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Take all your archers to the wall! Amazon Alley must not fall!"
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Belegdir
Lorien
Apr 13 2018, 3:32pm
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Congratulations! We have a winner!
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Simple and effective. Congratulations cats16.
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cats16
Half-elven
Apr 14 2018, 5:12am
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Falling asleep as I type but will report back with a new image pronto.
Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
(This post was edited by cats16 on Apr 14 2018, 5:12am)
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