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The Hobbit Caption Contest XC


Mar 30, 2:17pm

Post #1 of 11 (1610 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest XC Can't Post

Greetings TORNsib Captioneers! Many thanks to Ataahua for choosing my slightly arachnophobic offering last round Laugh.

Herewith and in keeping with the rules set forth by Gamesmaster BlackFox, I submit for all of you the 90th The Hobbit Caption Contest screenshot:

What's really going on here? Caption away!

Larger image here.

Smaug the iron

Mar 30, 7:37pm

Post #2 of 11 (1536 views)
Kili is mad at Ori because he has a bigger beard. [In reply to] Can't Post

And Thorin is thinking "Not again!"


Mar 30, 9:34pm

Post #3 of 11 (1516 views)
Other dwarves to Kili - "Elf lover, Elf lover, Elf lover!" "Kili and Tauriel sitting in a tree..." [In reply to] Can't Post

Throin in anguish:
Oh Aule! May Fili live to pass on the Line of Durin as this fool is Elf-struck!

(This post was edited by Eruonen on Mar 30, 9:36pm)


Apr 1, 2:42pm

Post #4 of 11 (1479 views)
Kili's beardless dwarfmaid images create more uproar than he anticipated. [In reply to] Can't Post



Apr 1, 11:44pm

Post #5 of 11 (1442 views)
Thorin: What was I thinking? [In reply to] Can't Post

Going on a quest to slay a dragon with THESE losers? Maybe I can quietly slip away while they're practicing their dance moves!Frown

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman


Apr 4, 2:06pm

Post #6 of 11 (1329 views)
"There's...just...too...much...hair..." / [In reply to] Can't Post


"Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."

Tol Eressea

Apr 4, 8:45pm

Post #7 of 11 (1299 views)
For the love of Mahal, stop figh---squirrel! // [In reply to] Can't Post


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My Hobbit Fanfiction

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Happy reading everyone!

(This post was edited by Cirashala on Apr 4, 8:48pm)


Apr 5, 1:25pm

Post #8 of 11 (1282 views)
Thorin uses the distraction from Ori burning Kili's love poetry to work out his wedding vows for Bilbo. [In reply to] Can't Post

"OK I have 'not even death by dragonfire will stop me from loving you' down. Now should I use 'amrâlimê' or will Kili think I'm stealing his line?"

(This post was edited by Fereth on Apr 5, 1:26pm)


Apr 5, 11:11pm

Post #9 of 11 (1253 views)
Again Kili tries the Vulcan nerve pinch but it's still ineffective ./ [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Apr 7, 9:14pm

Post #10 of 11 (1192 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Over to you, Belegdir Sly!


Apr 8, 11:18am

Post #11 of 11 (1177 views)
Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

A new image will be forthcoming.


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