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The Hobbit caption contest LXXXIX

Ataahua
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Mar 23, 11:48pm

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The Hobbit caption contest LXXXIX Can't Post

Herewith is the latest entry in the most famousest of caption contests!

What could possible be happening here?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Eruonen
Valinor


Mar 24, 4:44am

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Hallway pins / bowling / bocce ball? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 24, 7:00am

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Bilbo never suspected that picking up an acorn would aggravate his hernia. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 24, 4:00pm

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Bilbo hears some rather awkward sounds coming from Bombur in the loo. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 26, 5:19pm

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For years after returning from his adventure, Bilbo was very suspicious of house spiders. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Carcharoth
Rivendell


Mar 26, 6:02pm

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Is... is that a mouldy dinner roll? Confound those dwarves and their dinner-time tossing games! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 26, 6:47pm

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"With a melon!?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."




StingingFly
Lorien


Mar 27, 9:54pm

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"No, I wouldn't like any Dwarf Scout cookies...try the Bolger residence" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Mar 28, 5:35pm

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And the winner is ... Loresilme! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congrats! And thanks, everyone, for your great captions. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 30, 12:45pm

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Thanks, Ataahua! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll be right back with the next round!

 
 

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