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Ataahua
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Mar 23 2018, 11:48pm
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The Hobbit caption contest LXXXIX
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Herewith is the latest entry in the most famousest of caption contests!
What could possible be happening here?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Eruonen
Half-elven
Mar 24 2018, 4:44am
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Hallway pins / bowling / bocce ball?
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Mar 24 2018, 7:00am
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Bilbo never suspected that picking up an acorn would aggravate his hernia. //
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"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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Belegdir
Lorien
Mar 24 2018, 4:00pm
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Bilbo hears some rather awkward sounds coming from Bombur in the loo.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 26 2018, 5:19pm
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For years after returning from his adventure, Bilbo was very suspicious of house spiders. //
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Carcharoth
Rivendell
Mar 26 2018, 6:02pm
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Is... is that a mouldy dinner roll? Confound those dwarves and their dinner-time tossing games! //
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Darkstone
Immortal
Mar 26 2018, 6:47pm
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"Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."
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StingingFly
Lorien
Mar 27 2018, 9:54pm
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"No, I wouldn't like any Dwarf Scout cookies...try the Bolger residence"
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Ataahua
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Mar 28 2018, 5:35pm
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And the winner is ... Loresilme!
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Congrats! And thanks, everyone, for your great captions. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 30 2018, 12:45pm
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I'll be right back with the next round!
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