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Lord of the Rings Caption Contest CLXXXII

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 22 2018, 6:25pm

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Lord of the Rings Caption Contest CLXXXII Can't Post

Here's an image that reflects a Lord of the Rings[/] that might have been:



Yes, that's Nicholas Cage, who turned down the role of Aragorn. Larger image http://"http://d13ezvd6yrslxm.cloudfront.net/wp/wp-content/images/nicolascage-seasonofthewitch-700x408.jpg"]here.

Nick Cage as Aragorn. Caption away!

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 22 2018, 7:14pm

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"Thanks, but I've got to say no, Pete. [In reply to] Can't Post

If I took this role, some crazy dame named Lissuin would make our lives hell - forever. Pickets, letters, emails, mean voicemail messages. She's relentless!"

I really do hate that guy.
Liss Wink


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 22 2018, 8:00pm

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“Alright...Beorn...put…the hobbit…back…in the hole... OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH!” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 22 2018, 11:06pm

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Fixed link. [In reply to] Can't Post

This should work better. Larger image here.

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 22 2018, 11:10pm

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“I shall not seek, nor will I accept, your nomination as a swordsman in your fanciful tale.” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 26 2018, 6:06pm

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"Lord Of The Rock" : starring Nic Cage as Aragorn, Sean Connery as Gandalf, and Ed Harris as Boromir [In reply to] Can't Post

 
The Rock (1996) IMDb

Sly


Carcharoth
Rivendell


Mar 26 2018, 6:16pm

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*mods up* [no text] [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Alveric
Lorien


Mar 26 2018, 10:39pm

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Put... the... bunny... I mean, the ring... down! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


cats16
Half-elven


Mar 29 2018, 3:21am

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"I'll be taking these Hobbits and whatever cash ya got." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 30 2018, 1:40pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm not quite sure when Aragorn, Beorn and a Hobbit would have all been at the same place at the same time, but that was still both funny and meta. You've earned the right to post the April Fool's 2018 entry for the contest, Darkstone!

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 4 2018, 1:21pm

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Cool! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks!

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