Our Sponsor Sideshow Send us News
Lord of the Rings Tolkien
Search Tolkien
Lord of The RingsTheOneRing.net - Forged By And For Fans Of JRR Tolkien
Lord of The Rings Serving Middle-Earth Since The First Age

Lord of the Rings Movie News - J.R.R. Tolkien

  Main Index   Search Posts   Who's Online   Log in
The One Ring Forums: Tolkien Topics: Movie Discussion: The Hobbit:
The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXVIII

Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 15 2018, 1:38pm

Post #1 of 10 (4490 views)
Shortcut
The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXVIII Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Sega Genesis fan StingingFly for picking me as the eighty-seventh winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the eighty-eighth screenshot for all of you to caption:

the_hobbit1_movie_screencaps_com_13622


The original screencap is here.


******************************************
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he sensed Vader's presence.




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 15 2018, 2:12pm

Post #2 of 10 (4438 views)
Shortcut
"S'funny, 'e don't much LOOK like a Dwarf!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Mar 15 2018, 2:13pm)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 15 2018, 5:07pm

Post #3 of 10 (4417 views)
Shortcut
The Travelers look on in disgust as the Goblins consume their ponies. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 15 2018, 7:28pm

Post #4 of 10 (4414 views)
Shortcut
The mood turns ugly when the red-eye to Mordor is overbooked. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 16 2018, 3:09am

Post #5 of 10 (4372 views)
Shortcut
I am Spartacus!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 16 2018, 11:00am

Post #6 of 10 (4355 views)
Shortcut
That's not Celine Dion. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 17 2018, 7:14pm

Post #7 of 10 (4203 views)
Shortcut
One million sestersies [In reply to] Can't Post

says you're in the running. Shocked

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 17 2018, 7:30pm

Post #8 of 10 (4195 views)
Shortcut
Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Thorin Oakenshield and his friends!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 23 2018, 1:03pm

Post #9 of 10 (3904 views)
Shortcut
The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Been there, done that, though this group looks a bit more calm than that bunch in Heathrow.

Go forth and post!

(And good 'uns from everyone!)

******************************************
"Now the Star-bellied Elves had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Dwarves had none upon thars."




Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 23 2018, 7:28pm

Post #10 of 10 (3877 views)
Shortcut
Cheers, Darkstone! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories

 
 

Search for (options) Powered by Gossamer Forum v.1.2.3

home | advertising | contact us | back to top | search news | join list | Content Rating

This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2012 TheOneRing.net. Binary hosting provided by Nexcess.net

Do not follow this link, or your host will be blocked from this site. This is a spider trap.