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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXVII

StingingFly
Lorien


Mar 7, 10:20pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXVII Can't Post

It has been said that Sam was the hero of the Lord of the Rings...the Hobbit's version of 'Sam' can only be...

Sebastian!

Sure, Gandalf was resurrected...after Sebastian.

Yes, Merry and Pippen roused Treebeard to action...after Sebastian already got the ball rolling with Radagast.

Here he is in his moment of triumph!




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 7, 11:29pm

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"Ugh! How much did I drink last night?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 8, 3:32pm

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*snort, honk* What? No, Radagast. I do not want to try your secret barbeque sauce recipe. Do you have any idea of the time? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 8, 4:47pm

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Jackson again goes over budget with his unnecessary use of a #4 pencil. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 9, 3:24pm

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"*wheeze* The true identity of the Necromancer is really *cough* Doctor Robotnik!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he sensed Vader's presence.




Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Mar 9, 5:26pm

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"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat???"

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 9, 6:10pm

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"Just one. It's only wafer-thin."/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Mar 9, 7:04pm

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*snort* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


StingingFly
Lorien


Mar 13, 7:13pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Some great responses, but this one had me rolling.

I can remember playing Sonic on the old Sega Genesis...and how Sonic freed all of the little forest critters at the end of each level. That would have made for a great moment after the White Council drove out the Necromancer, wouldn't it?

The helm is yours...


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 15, 1:32pm

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Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool someone got it!

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"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he sensed Vader's presence.



 
 

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