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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXIX

Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 3 2018, 7:46pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXIX Can't Post

Thanks again to the mighty Ataahua for the win. Captions ho!



Here is a link to the full-sized image.
http://caps.pictures/...encaps.com-15009.jpg


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 3 2018, 10:56pm

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"No, Frodo, you need not worry about bats becoming tangled in your foot-hair!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 4 2018, 1:35am

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It's Jackson. He's been filming us for three months./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 4 2018, 1:56am

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Frodo: "I'm sure I saw a light-switch around here somewhere..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


sador
Half-elven


Mar 4 2018, 3:30am

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"Wrong, Frodo. You hit the billiards with the tapering end of the cue." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by sador on Mar 4 2018, 3:31am)


Alveric
Lorien


Mar 4 2018, 5:37pm

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Frodo: So, how many orcs does it take to change a-- [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf: Shut up.


StingingFly
Lorien


Mar 4 2018, 7:10pm

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Gandalf: "A little privacy if you please! Go back with the others...the air doesn't smell so foul there...follow your nose" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 4 2018, 9:06pm

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“What’s big with a fiery mane and a many-thonged whip?” [In reply to] Can't Post

“Not now silly! I’m trying to conjure.”

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




sador
Half-elven


Mar 4 2018, 9:20pm

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"If you know so much, Frodo - [In reply to] Can't Post

did you see if it had any wings?"


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 5 2018, 1:13am

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Balrogs don't have wings and ice cream don't have bones... HUH? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 9 2018, 6:43pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congratulations to StingingFly.


StingingFly
Lorien


Mar 9 2018, 9:00pm

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Thank You Belegdir! [In reply to] Can't Post

I shall do my best to carry on the noble tradition...

 
 

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