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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXVI

Loresilme
Valinor


Feb 28, 1:40am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXVI Can't Post

Many thanks to Darkstone for choosing my cap as winner of our previous round! As per our contest rules, I now offer you all the following for you to caption away! Just what is going on here?






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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 28, 2:05am

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"I don't care how still we stand; no one's going to think we're the Argonath." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Feb 28, 2:05am)


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 28, 10:01am

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Ha! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 28, 2:10pm

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The fog comes on little hobbit feet. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he sensed Vader's presence.




cats16
Valinor


Mar 1, 5:48am

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Riders of Rogain! What news from the Mark? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Mar 1, 8:49pm

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Thorin and Dwalin are fed up with Oin's constant questioning! [In reply to] Can't Post

Dwalin: If he asks "are we there yet" one more time....Mad

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 1, 10:52pm

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Before Bosley Hair Restoration >>>> After Bosley Hair Restoration / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Mar 2, 12:05am

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...although taking the escalator wasn't the most dramatic way to ascend the Lonely Mountain, it did save a lot of walking... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 2, 12:10am

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Lol !! PERFECTO !! *BG is on the floor* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




(This post was edited by Bracegirdle on Mar 2, 12:11am)


Belegdir
Lorien


Mar 2, 11:56am

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Once again Oin is out of step with the rest of the Dwarf Solid Gold Dancers. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 5, 2:30pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Over to you for next round, SF!


StingingFly
Lorien


Mar 7, 10:02pm

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Thank You! [In reply to] Can't Post

...The next installment is at hand...which will feature the true hero of Middle Earth

 
 

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