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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXV


Feb 18 2018, 9:50pm

Post #1 of 7 (4046 views)
The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXV Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Rohan and Morthon's Laugh-In aficionado Bracegirdle for picking me as the eighty-fourth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest.

According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the eighty-fifth screenshot for all of you to caption:


The original screencap is here.

I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


Feb 19 2018, 3:24pm

Post #2 of 7 (3952 views)
Griffo Hardbottom at the Free Fair wins the "Pumpkin High-hurddles" by two full lengths. / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Feb 20 2018, 9:12pm

Post #3 of 7 (3912 views)
The lesser known, but vastly more irritating Pumpkin Wizard arrives to engage Bilbo's services. [In reply to] Can't Post



Feb 20 2018, 10:45pm

Post #4 of 7 (3905 views)
“Hobbits are remarkably light on their feet. And in fact pass unseen by most pumpkin farmers. // [In reply to] Can't Post



Feb 21 2018, 2:34am

Post #5 of 7 (3898 views)
Nobody had the heart to tell Bilbo that he'd failed to make the Shire's Olympic pumpkin hurdling team. [In reply to] Can't Post



Feb 27 2018, 2:22pm

Post #6 of 7 (3793 views)
The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as he sensed Vader's presence.


Feb 28 2018, 12:18am

Post #7 of 7 (3778 views)
Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

I will be back asap with the next round!


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