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Darkstone
Immortal
Feb 12 2018, 8:00pm
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Scenes from the Hat
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But the offices of Postmaster and First Shirriff were attached to the mayoralty, so that he managed both the Messenger Service and the Watch. These were the only Shire-services, and the Messengers were the most numerous, and much the busier of the two.
-Prologue, FOTR
So, what sort of junk mail might one receive in Middle-earth?
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Feb 12 2018, 8:15pm
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"I am a Black Númenórean prince who is in need of your assistance." //
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"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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Belegdir
Lorien
Feb 12 2018, 8:34pm
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Cheap eats at the Prancing Pony
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Menu includes:
Taters - boil'd, mashed, in a stew, lovely chips - 1/3d
Brace o' Conies - stewed (taters extra) - 3/-
Bacon and Mushrooms - 2/7d
Ale - 6d
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Feb 12 2018, 10:54pm
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CHEAP TIMESHARES IN GORGOROTH! BEAT THE RUSH! //
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Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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Attalus
Lorien
Feb 13 2018, 12:57am
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Tired of Minas Anor? Move to Beautiful, Scenic Minas Ithil!
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We are the fighting Uruk-Hai! We slew the great warrior! Well, yeah, first he killed a bunch of us and another whole lot of Mauhúr's lads, and we had to shoot enough arrows into him to drop a Mûmak. But we got him!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Feb 13 2018, 4:30am
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"Quit smoking now! Start your journey today!" //
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Belegdir
Lorien
Feb 13 2018, 1:45pm
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Trade in your old gold for CASH! Top shilling paid for RINGS!
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 15 2018, 5:26pm
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TUESDAYS are two-penny-day at BYWATER POOL...
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Splash-offs
Watermelon polo
Dunkeree free-for-alls
Cotton-candy ½ price
Diving for donuts
Breath-holding contest (Back-a-slappers to be won)
Bring the missus
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Feb 22 2018, 4:52pm
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Love food, hate your waistline? Try these tasty low-cal snacks to help you break bad Hobbit habits.
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Attalus
Lorien
Feb 22 2018, 8:15pm
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Now Playing at the Hobbiton Multiplex!
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"The Return of Smaug: Death to Burglars!"
"The Birdman of the Lockholes"
"12 Strong But a Little Chubby"
"The Shape of Ale"
"50 Shades of Green"
We are the fighting Uruk-Hai! We slew the great warrior! Well, yeah, first he killed a bunch of us and another whole lot of Mauhúr's lads, and we had to shoot enough arrows into him to drop a Mûmak. But we got him!
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