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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXIV

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Feb 8, 11:50pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXIV Can't Post

I thank Kilidoescartwheels (and the lucky coin) for choosing my effort on Contest LXXXIII worthy.
Say! Who started these @!$#& Roman Numerals anyway? Something wrong with 84??
Anyway, following the strict rules as set forth by the indefatigable Otaku-sempai I offer for your witticisms number LXXXIV.

Forth TORnlingas!



. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 9, 12:08am

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"Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.





Belegdir
Lorien


Feb 9, 4:53pm

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And then the hobbit said, "That's not my hand deary." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Feb 14, 10:46pm

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The Dwarves are estatic when they hear egg-catching will be an Olympic sport! [In reply to] Can't Post

They feel Bombur's a shoo-in for the Gold!


I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman




Belegdir
Lorien


Feb 15, 4:39pm

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And that's Numberwang! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Feb 15, 4:47pm

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ENOUGH! Darkstone your turn (again) [In reply to] Can't Post

We all await with bated breath for LXXXIV TongueTongue

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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