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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXVII

Alveric
Bree


Feb 7, 8:04pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXVII Can't Post

Ah, the honor! Thank'ee Darkstone. I feel like Aragorn with the crown on his head, except not quite so unshaven (I mean really, it's his coronation--he couldn't shave?) Anyway, here we go:




Belegdir
Lorien


Feb 7, 8:15pm

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From the deleted scenes, the unused musical number: [In reply to] Can't Post

 Frodo: I feel sticky. Oh so sticky. I feel sticky and icky and greyyy.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Feb 7, 9:13pm

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"I told Peter it was a bad idea to do a crossover between Middle-earth and the 'Alien' films." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


ange1e4e5
Rohan

Feb 7, 9:41pm

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Shelobman, Shelobman... [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I always follow my job through.


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 8, 4:01am

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"Some pig" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.





Bracegirdle
Valinor


Feb 8, 3:36pm

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Sam! Didnít I tell you to rinse the spaghetti? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 12, 3:51am

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"Sorry Mr Frodo! But I did say I had a head-cold." *sniffles* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Loresilme
Valinor


Feb 13, 2:25pm

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"Hello Muddah, hello Faddah... [In reply to] Can't Post

...Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
They say the spiders go away when it stops raining"



(Reeeally dating myself with that one but it's a classic ..... Laugh)


(This post was edited by Loresilme on Feb 13, 2:29pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 14, 1:34pm

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I have that on vinyl. : ) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.





Loresilme
Valinor


Feb 20, 10:48pm

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

I never had the record, but it used to get so much air play on the radio ... and get sung a lot at camp sleep outs Laugh.


Alveric
Bree


Feb 23, 11:12am

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Ye winner [In reply to] Can't Post

Some good lines here, but I fell for the sheer disgustingness of Ataahua's caption.

Onward and upward!


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 23, 8:16pm

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Yes, you can count on me to lower the tone. [In reply to] Can't Post

Cheers Alveric - I'll go a-hunting for a good pic. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories

 
 

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