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Alveric
Lorien
Feb 7 2018, 8:04pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXVII
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Ah, the honor! Thank'ee Darkstone. I feel like Aragorn with the crown on his head, except not quite so unshaven (I mean really, it's his coronation--he couldn't shave?) Anyway, here we go:
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Belegdir
Lorien
Feb 7 2018, 8:15pm
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From the deleted scenes, the unused musical number:
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Frodo: I feel sticky. Oh so sticky. I feel sticky and icky and greyyy.
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Otaku-sempai
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Feb 7 2018, 9:13pm
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"I told Peter it was a bad idea to do a crossover between Middle-earth and the 'Alien' films." //
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"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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ange1e4e5
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Feb 7 2018, 9:41pm
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I always follow my job through.
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Darkstone
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Feb 8 2018, 4:01am
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Feb 8 2018, 3:36pm
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Sam! Didn’t I tell you to rinse the spaghetti? /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ataahua
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Feb 12 2018, 3:51am
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"Sorry Mr Frodo! But I did say I had a head-cold." *sniffles* /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Feb 13 2018, 2:25pm
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"Hello Muddah, hello Faddah...
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...Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
They say the spiders go away when it stops raining"
(Reeeally dating myself with that one but it's a classic .....  )
(This post was edited by Loresilme on Feb 13 2018, 2:29pm)
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Darkstone
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Feb 14 2018, 1:34pm
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Feb 20 2018, 10:48pm
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I never had the record, but it used to get so much air play on the radio ... and get sung a lot at camp sleep outs .
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Alveric
Lorien
Feb 23 2018, 11:12am
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Some good lines here, but I fell for the sheer disgustingness of Ataahua's caption.
Onward and upward!
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Ataahua
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Feb 23 2018, 8:16pm
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Yes, you can count on me to lower the tone.
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Cheers Alveric - I'll go a-hunting for a good pic. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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