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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 30 2018, 3:53pm
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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXXVI
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Imperial Measurement System aficionado Loresilme for choosing me as the one hundred seventy-fifth winner of The LOTR Caption Contest.
According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the one hundred seventy-sixth screenshot for all of you to caption:
The original screencap is here.
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jan 30 2018, 4:12pm
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Grokh, is it possible that we haven't thought this through thoroughly? //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jan 30 2018, 6:41pm
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- " Lit...tle...orcs! Rrrarrroooooom!"
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- "It's talking, Barry! The tree is talking!"
- "TREE?! I....am...no....tree!" (splat)
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 30 2018, 7:45pm
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Timmy and Durnik had been greatly misinformed about the suitability of Ents as pets.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 30 2018, 8:42pm
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"Yippee-ki-yay! I've wrangled me another!" /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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cats16
Half-elven
Jan 31 2018, 6:44am
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Just another day for the tube man at the Nissan of Isengard. //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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sador
Half-elven
Jan 31 2018, 2:52pm
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A cheap trick, which won't work on a modern day ent.
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Not even the Viet Congs could pull it off.
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Ataahua
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Feb 1 2018, 4:28am
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"Can we keep him, Mum? Pleeeeeease?" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Eruonen
Half-elven
Feb 1 2018, 4:58pm
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The annual Burning Man Event took a dark turn for the worse
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after certain crowd elements conjured some dark magic spells.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Feb 1 2018, 7:27pm
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Shugluk and Zarg find out why Saruman wouldn't let them put up a rope swing./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Alveric
Lorien
Feb 2 2018, 11:12am
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This is the last time we fly a kite at Isengard, Charlie Brown.
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Belegdir
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Feb 2 2018, 11:21am
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This explains about the tree and your kites Charlie Brown.
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Ethel Duath
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Feb 2 2018, 6:06pm
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"You're the one who said 'Tie the zipline to that old tree over there.'" //
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Loresilme
Valinor
Feb 2 2018, 9:19pm
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Orc on left: "No, no you're doing it wrong! Here, let me!" Orc on right: "There's always one." //
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Darkstone
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Feb 7 2018, 5:12pm
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Go forth and post!
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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