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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXXVI

Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 30, 3:53pm

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The LOTR Caption Contest CLXXVI Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Imperial Measurement System aficionado Loresilme for choosing me as the one hundred seventy-fifth winner of The LOTR Caption Contest.


According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the one hundred seventy-sixth screenshot for all of you to caption:



The original screencap is here.

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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.





Meneldor
Valinor


Jan 30, 4:12pm

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Grokh, is it possible that we haven't thought this through thoroughly? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Jan 30, 6:41pm

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- " Lit...tle...orcs! Rrrarrroooooom!" [In reply to] Can't Post

- "It's talking, Barry! The tree is talking!"
- "TREE?! I....am...no....tree!" (splat)


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 30, 7:45pm

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Timmy and Durnik had been greatly misinformed about the suitability of Ents as pets. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jan 30, 8:42pm

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"Yippee-ki-yay! I've wrangled me another!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




cats16
Valinor


Jan 31, 6:44am

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Just another day for the tube man at the Nissan of Isengard. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




sador
Half-elven


Jan 31, 2:52pm

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A cheap trick, which won't work on a modern day ent. [In reply to] Can't Post

Not even the Viet Congs could pull it off.


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 1, 4:28am

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"Can we keep him, Mum? Pleeeeeease?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Eruonen
Valinor


Feb 1, 4:58pm

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The annual Burning Man Event took a dark turn for the worse [In reply to] Can't Post

after certain crowd elements conjured some dark magic spells.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Feb 1, 7:27pm

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Shugluk and Zarg find out why Saruman wouldn't let them put up a rope swing./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Alveric
Rivendell


Feb 2, 11:12am

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This is the last time we fly a kite at Isengard, Charlie Brown. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Feb 2, 11:21am

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This explains about the tree and your kites Charlie Brown. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Feb 2, 6:06pm

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"You're the one who said 'Tie the zipline to that old tree over there.'" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Loresilme
Valinor


Feb 2, 9:19pm

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Orc on left: "No, no you're doing it wrong! Here, let me!" Orc on right: "There's always one." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 7, 5:12pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.




 
 

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