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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXII


Jan 17 2018, 4:17pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXII Can't Post

Thanks to Meneldor for the win. Here we find a rather ungracious Bilbo in his encounter with Gandalf. Caption away!


Jan 18 2018, 12:10am

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It is medicinal I tell you! See, this is my prescription! [In reply to] Can't Post



Jan 18 2018, 9:07pm

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"I hold in my hand the papers. [In reply to] Can't Post

As a child of four can plainly see, these papers have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the contents of these papers but you, in your mystical and borderline divine way, will ascertain the answers having never before heard the questions."

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Jan 18 2018, 9:40pm

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"Dragon, troll, goblin, bear, I smoke, and cast away all care!" / [In reply to] Can't Post


I met a Balrog on the stair
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


Jan 19 2018, 4:44am

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Bilbo: Oh great, a button salesman! Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away....// [In reply to] Can't Post


I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman


Jan 20 2018, 1:36am

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Forget the smell of dwarf or scent of hobbit ... the odor of Gandalf could clear a 5 mile radius. // [In reply to] Can't Post



Jan 28 2018, 12:01pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

The decision was tough, but congratulations Kilidoescartwheels. I hate those pestering buttons salesmen as well.


Jan 28 2018, 5:18pm

Post #8 of 8 (2854 views)
Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

A new pic will be forthcoming!

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman


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