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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 2 2018, 1:34pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXX (Happy New Year edition!)
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Happy New Year and welcome to the 80th edition of The Hobbit Caption Contest! Many thanks to Otaku-sempai for selecting me as winner last round! Here is the next screenshot for your captioning attention. What is really going on here ?! Link to larger image (#180)
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jan 2 2018, 2:45pm
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"According to this record, Mister Baggins, one of your forebears really DID wed a 'fairy wife'!"
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"After he passed away, she took ship at the Grey Havens and sailed into the West."
"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jan 2 2018, 6:55pm
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"Do you like me? Check yes or no. _Yes _No"
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All right, which one of you has been passing these notes to Arwen, and where are they coming from?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Ataahua
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Jan 2 2018, 7:07pm
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"You got me a voucher to Gap of Rohan for Christmas?
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"How ... thoughtful."
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 2 2018, 7:11pm
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"You're right! According to the script I say 'Hi, how are you?' not 'How high are you?'!" /
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****************************************** The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 2 2018, 9:10pm
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And Eru Ilúvatar said, "Blessed are the short of stature, for theirs is the Kingdom of the Underground." /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jan 2 2018, 10:12pm
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Elrond couldn't remember 'Tra-la-la-lally' without the aid of the sheet music./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap. He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jan 3 2018, 8:54pm
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"...you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy...It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole our silverware. You bathed in our fountain, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sirs!...
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(This post was edited by StingingFly on Jan 3 2018, 8:57pm)
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jan 3 2018, 9:01pm
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Well Mr. Baggins. It seems you and your party have racked up quite a bill using the mini-bar. How will you be paying?
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 4 2018, 12:01am
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this is the toughest caption contest I have ever had to judge! These are all so funny I don't know how I'm going to choose just one !
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Jan 4 2018, 3:31pm
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Elrond: You MAY be Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain...
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but you are NOT on the guest list, so I must ask you to leave!
I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me! from The Greatest Showman
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 8 2018, 2:05am
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Meneldor! It was a tough call this time around, but this round goes to you! Honorable Mention to ... everybody ! Great round and lots of laughs !
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jan 9 2018, 12:00am
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An unexpected honor (?), to be sure!
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Loresilme, I am as grateful for your generosity as I am confused by your judgement. But, mine is not to question why, mine is but to post or die!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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