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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXIX (Post-Christmas Edition)

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 26 2017, 3:34pm

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What is Radagast up to here? What might be being said or thought?



"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 26 2017, 5:06pm

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But, but, I made it specially for you Gandalf. *sniff* [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf: Well, that's very good of you Radagast, but Stinkbeetle juice gives me terrible wind.


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 27 2017, 3:19pm

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“It seemed to Hazel that he would not be needing his body any more, so he left it lying on the edge of the ditch; and the light of the Phial of Radagast that he bore glimmered and was lost." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 27 2017, 4:49pm

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*phwee?* [In reply to] Can't Post

Color me confused. Unimpressed

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 27 2017, 5:09pm

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Well [In reply to] Can't Post

With Radagast's association with Rhosgobel Rabbits:

It seemed to Hazel that he would not be needing his body any more, so he left it lying on the edge of the ditch...
-Watership Down, Epilogue

...and slowly the ship slipped away down the long grey firth; and the light of the glass of Galadriel that Frodo bore glimmered and was lost.
-The Return of the King, The Grey Havens

But really, if you have to explain a joke it ain't funny...

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 27 2017, 5:30pm

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I see! [In reply to] Can't Post

It has been far too long since I last read Watership Down. Wink

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Dec 27 2017, 9:29pm

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Radagast: But it's just a wee nip in the morning... [In reply to] Can't Post

I take it for the pain, you know <hiccups>.

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 28 2017, 2:26am

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You are supposed to serve red wine with hedgehog, yes?/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 29 2017, 3:22pm

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Gandalf: No, Radagast, it's not "just as good" as the Phial of Galadriel, and marketing it as the Cruet of Radagast is not going to help. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 29 2017, 7:32pm

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Quick Post Express has just delivered a vial of 'NuvaClear', and Radagast hopes to say farewell to his eye-bags. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




FarFromHome
Valinor


Dec 31 2017, 3:39pm

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"Extra strength bird poop remover"? Well, it's worth a try. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

They went in, and Sam shut the door.
But even as he did so, he heard suddenly,
deep and unstilled,
the sigh and murmur of the Sea upon the shores of Middle-earth.
From the unpublished Epilogue to the Lord of the Rings



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 31 2017, 3:46pm

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The win to Loresilme! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congratulations! You made me chuckle and now you get to start off the 2018 edition of the caption contest!

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Loresilme
Valinor


Jan 2, 11:56am

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

And a nice way to start off the new year with a smile! I'll be right back with the next edition!

 
 

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