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Hobbit caption contest LXXIII

Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Dec 17 2017, 9:53pm

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Hobbit caption contest LXXIII Can't Post

And here is the next Hobbit Caption Contest - I admit, I have no idea what number we're onBlush

I've been searching for the perfect picture, and I found one that actually does NOT feature Thorin!



He doesn't look too happy about it, either - sorry love, we'll get you next time! Okay, here it is:



Well they don't look to comfortable in those barrels, do they? So, what could POSSIBLY be going on here (besides escaping the Elf dungeon)? Give it your best shot!

Original can be found here: Clickable Link

Hopefully some nice mod will make this clickableSmile [Mod Note: Angelic]

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(This post was edited by Silverlode on Dec 17 2017, 10:38pm)


Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 18 2017, 12:24am

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Get back in there, Bofur, there's no time now! [In reply to] Can't Post

We told you to go before you got in the barrel.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 18 2017, 12:53pm

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Bofur: "Are we there yet?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 18 2017, 3:08pm

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Bombur: "Um, Bilbo? Shouldn't these barrels have, you know, lids?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 18 2017, 4:13pm

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Bofur: “Gives true meaning to the old maxim, ‘Your turn in the barrel’, eh boys?” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 18 2017, 6:12pm

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Bofur: Does anyone else's barrel smell like dung? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 18 2017, 9:04pm

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A precursor of the Soviet BM-31 “Katyusha”, the Erebor MDL-1 (“Multiple Dwarf Launcher”) was very popular with the sole exceptions of the Enemy and the ammunition. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 19 2017, 1:15am

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Out of the giant spiderweb, into the giant honeycomb./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Ataahua
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Dec 19 2017, 1:44am

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'We batch-mature our Dwarves in traditional Mirkwood barrels for a full-bodied flavour.' / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Dec 19 2017, 1:45am)


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 19 2017, 8:19pm

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Bofur: Does the hobbit know he's not supposed to get a dwarf wet? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kilidoescartwheels
Tol Eressea


Dec 26 2017, 5:19am

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Merry Christmas - the WINNER! [In reply to] Can't Post

I do hope your Christmas was a happy one, and yeah, the barrels should probably have lids. It certainly would have kept the fish out, wouldn't it?Sly I trust you will come up with a suitable photo in the next day or two, and I look forward to seeing it!

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 26 2017, 6:09am

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Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll manage something, just not tonight! I needs some sleep after surviving another X-mas (actually, it was pretty decent). Tongue

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

 
 

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