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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 5:19pm
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SPOONERISMS anyone?
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A spoonerism is an accidental vocal transposition of sounds.
Therefore the spelling of a spoonerism is of no consequence.
My attempts: 
*Grey Havens* Hey Gravens! Peony Gravens calls her husband to dinner.
Ragshot bow: What Legolas had after several twangings.
Van of the Balar: A fleet of the Corsairs of Balar that unsuccessfully attacked the Grey Havens.
The Corn Ball of Huckland: A yearly festival held across the Wandybrine.
. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 11 2017, 6:43pm
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If you visit the Angmar Museum of Art, don't miss the Kitsch Wing./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 11 2017, 6:53pm
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Tetherwhop: what Phil Berny liked to give his poor pony./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 11 2017, 8:20pm
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Butlerman Barterbur: Concierge of The Prancing Pony who can get you anything... For a price. /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 11 2017, 8:23pm
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Smaug, last of the Dire Frakes, Commander Riker's evil twin. /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 11 2017, 8:26pm
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Does anyone see this "Weeping Doll" Thιoden told us to defend?"/
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 11 2017, 8:36pm
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Cozy Rotten, the naughty hobbit-lass. /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 8:39pm
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an amphibious aircraft.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 11 2017, 9:14pm
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Lager, Dad: What you ask your father to order when he takes you to a bar. /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 11 2017, 9:19pm
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I'd go deal with the spiders, but I'm not in a Workmood today./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 11 2017, 9:21pm
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Belecros: A very angry stream in Beleriand, //
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 10:57pm
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Prinda Loudfoot: Favorite niece of Olo Gunny-Sackbag. //
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. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 11:40pm
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Nammath Sour: A Nammath with lemon served at the Orsaken Finn. //
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. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 11:46pm
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Lelob's share: What Lelob Proudfoot didn't get after the robbery. //
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. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Dec 12 2017, 1:05am
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My favorite! I trained my children off of street signs, and
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then we'd have contests. 
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Dec 12 2017, 1:17am
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Born of Huckland: Shi[y]ster of Selob, who ran a toll scam at the Black Gate//
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Dec 12 2017, 1:58am
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Delm's Heap: Desperate attempt by a minor Rohirrim leader to duplicate the Hornburg//
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 3:40pm
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Mire Shoot: A quick-draw contest held in the Midgewater Marshes. //
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. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 9:00pm
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Shast Lore: Forgotten Tales of those wayward Elves imprisoned on the Isle of Shast. //
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. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 12 2017, 9:17pm
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Lando Gin: A strong liquor made from the juniper berries of Cloud City. /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 13 2017, 5:36am
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The ruffians could have won the Battle of Whybother if they'd felt like it./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 13 2017, 6:20pm
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In later life Merry got pretty tired of being called 'B-----d of Muckland'./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Dec 13 2017, 10:37pm
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Down take you all, and be stane to you!
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I always follow my job through.
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tinkermarm
Bree
Dec 16 2017, 2:43am
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The road goes ever on and on...
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