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SPOONERISMS anyone?

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 5:19pm

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SPOONERISMS anyone? Can't Post

A spoonerism is an accidental vocal transposition of sounds.
Therefore the spelling of a spoonerism is of no consequence.

My attempts: Crazy

*Grey Havens* Hey Gravens! Peony Gravens calls her husband to dinner.

Ragshot bow: What Legolas had after several twangings.

Van of the Balar: A fleet of the Corsairs of Balar that unsuccessfully attacked the Grey Havens.

The Corn Ball of Huckland: A yearly festival held across the Wandybrine.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 11 2017, 6:43pm

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If you visit the Angmar Museum of Art, don't miss the Kitsch Wing./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 11 2017, 6:53pm

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Tetherwhop: what Phil Berny liked to give his poor pony./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 8:20pm

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Butlerman Barterbur: Concierge of The Prancing Pony who can get you anything... For a price. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 8:23pm

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Smaug, last of the Dire Frakes, Commander Riker's evil twin. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 11 2017, 8:26pm

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Does anyone see this "Weeping Doll" Thιoden told us to defend?"/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 8:36pm

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Cozy Rotten, the naughty hobbit-lass. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 8:39pm

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Peregrin Coot: [In reply to] Can't Post

an amphibious aircraft.


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 9:14pm

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Lager, Dad: What you ask your father to order when he takes you to a bar. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 11 2017, 9:19pm

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I'd go deal with the spiders, but I'm not in a Workmood today./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 9:21pm

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Belecros: A very angry stream in Beleriand, // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 10:57pm

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Prinda Loudfoot: Favorite niece of Olo Gunny-Sackbag. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:40pm

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Nammath Sour: A Nammath with lemon served at the Orsaken Finn. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:46pm

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Lelob's share: What Lelob Proudfoot didn't get after the robbery. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 12 2017, 1:05am

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My favorite! I trained my children off of street signs, and [In reply to] Can't Post

then we'd have contests. Laugh



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 12 2017, 1:17am

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Born of Huckland: Shi[y]ster of Selob, who ran a toll scam at the Black Gate// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 12 2017, 1:58am

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Delm's Heap: Desperate attempt by a minor Rohirrim leader to duplicate the Hornburg// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 3:40pm

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Mire Shoot: A quick-draw contest held in the Midgewater Marshes. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 9:00pm

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Shast Lore: Forgotten Tales of those wayward Elves imprisoned on the Isle of Shast. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 12 2017, 9:17pm

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Lando Gin: A strong liquor made from the juniper berries of Cloud City. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 13 2017, 5:36am

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The ruffians could have won the Battle of Whybother if they'd felt like it./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 13 2017, 6:20pm

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In later life Merry got pretty tired of being called 'B-----d of Muckland'./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


ange1e4e5
Rohan

Dec 13 2017, 10:37pm

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Down take you all, and be stane to you! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I always follow my job through.


tinkermarm
Bree


Dec 16 2017, 2:43am

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Thank you for this. :D [In reply to] Can't Post


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