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Galadriel and Arwen versus Endora and Samantha Stephens

Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 3:26pm

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Which witches win?

Undercard: Gandalf versus Uncle Arthur.

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.




(This post was edited by Darkstone on Dec 11 2017, 3:32pm)


Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 6:10pm

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I just want to hear [In reply to] Can't Post

the Gandalf/Arthur trash talk. Let Dr Bombay be the referee.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 6:26pm

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Dick York! [In reply to] Can't Post



. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 7:48pm

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get points for maintaining the witcharchy even after marrying a mortal: we know Tabatha's name.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 4:26pm

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Or.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Galadriel tears down the walls of Do the Stephens' house.
Sammantha turns Galadriel into a horny toad.

Arwen despondant and embarrassed over having a toad for a grandmother invents the original Break Dancing.
Endora slaps Darrin.

Gandalf bags his mandate and straightens out Uncle Arthur. [Did I say that?]

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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