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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 11 2017, 3:08pm
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Scenes From The Hat
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"The Road goes ever on and on..."
So what might the traffic signs and/or commercial billboards along that Middle-earth road say?
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Dec 11 2017, 3:31pm
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CAUTION
STONE-GIANTS
AHEAD
"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Dec 11 2017, 3:33pm)
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 11 2017, 4:47pm
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CAUTION - CREVASSES ARE DEEPER THAN THEY APPEAR
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 5:24pm
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YIELD! To Merging Oliphaunts..
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Meneldor
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 6:00pm
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Ataahua
Superuser
/ Moderator
Dec 11 2017, 6:06pm
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On Gorgoroth's roads: "Use Chains." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Lissuin
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 6:38pm
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NARROW BRIDGE.
NO PASSING.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 6:47pm
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WARNING:
FLASH
FLOOD
AREA
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 11 2017, 8:24pm
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M1 Mordorway. Exit LEFT, Frodo./
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 11:11pm
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Entry to Straight Road: Leaving Middle-earth. Prepare for Hyper-drive. //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 11:28pm
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Great West Road: CAUTION! Unexpected Horse-apples. //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 11:35pm
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Near end of Sauron's Road: SAMMATH NAUR ENDS! PREPARE TO STOP or quick-fry //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 11 2017, 11:53pm
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Outside the Dark Door: CAUTION! - DEAD AHEAD! //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 12:06am
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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 12:06am
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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!
(This post was edited by Alassëa Eruvande on Dec 12 2017, 12:08am)
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 12:07am
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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 12:07am
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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 12:07am
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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Dec 12 2017, 12:08am
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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 12 2017, 1:16am
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We come, we come with roll of drum,
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Dec 12 2017, 1:16am
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To kick young Saruman in the bum.
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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.
He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.
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