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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXII

Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 9 2017, 5:37pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXII Can't Post

Thanks once again to BlackFox for the win. Here is the next chilling instalment of the contest. Happy captioning and good luck!




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 9 2017, 7:05pm

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"I told you, Pippin: Never challenge a Giant to a snowball fight!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Dec 9 2017, 7:06pm)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 9 2017, 8:28pm

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Gandalf isn't impressesd when Pippin tips his shampoo over the Falls of Rauros. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 9 2017, 9:42pm

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Aye, the tribbles have gotten into the Mines of Moria. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


cats16
Valinor


Dec 10 2017, 7:48am

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Grandpa Joe considers disowning Charlie after the Wonka Mobile incident. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 10 2017, 1:24pm

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"What is this new devilry? Some work of the enemy! [In reply to] Can't Post

SNOW CANNON !"


Alveric
Rivendell


Dec 10 2017, 1:32pm

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This elven bubble-bath is more trouble than it's worth! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 10 2017, 7:51pm

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Though an angelic being himself, Gandalf could never quite master the art of snow angels.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 10 2017, 10:13pm

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Pffff! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 1:25am

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"A blizzard is never late, nor is it early. It precipitates precisely when it means to. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sador
Half-elven


Dec 11 2017, 3:34am

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"For once, this stupid hat is useful." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 3:18pm

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Eru Ilúvatar's method of transforming Gandalf from Grey to White was surprisingly mundane. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 6:00pm

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Gandalf’s first attempt at snowboarding ends badly. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 11 2017, 6:01pm

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*applause* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 6:11pm

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Gandalf is sorry he ever accepted the cotton-candy concession at the Caradhras Ski Lodge. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 15 2017, 11:55am

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

All the entries were excellent, but I've been chortling over this one all week. Congratulations!


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 15 2017, 1:44pm

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Thank you Belegdir! [In reply to] Can't Post

I am honored and will try to find and post a new entry before the end of the day.

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

 
 

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