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Scenes From The Hat
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Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 3:08pm

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"The Road goes ever on and on..."

So what might the traffic signs and/or commercial billboards along that Middle-earth road say?

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.Ē




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 3:31pm

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CAUTION
STONE-GIANTS
AHEAD

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

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Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 11 2017, 4:47pm

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CAUTION - CREVASSES ARE DEEPER THAN THEY APPEAR


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 5:24pm

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Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 6:00pm

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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 11 2017, 6:06pm

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On Gorgoroth's roads: "Use Chains." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 6:38pm

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At the Bridge of Khazad-dŻm: [In reply to] Can't Post

NARROW BRIDGE.
NO PASSING.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 6:47pm

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WARNING:
FLASH
FLOOD
AREA


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 7:04pm

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 8:07pm

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"Entering tunnel of Cirith Ungol. Turn on lights" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit

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grammaboodawg
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Dec 11 2017, 8:09pm

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sample

We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 11 2017, 8:24pm

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M1 Mordorway. Exit LEFT, Frodo./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 11 2017, 8:33pm

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M25.The One Ring Road. Keep Left. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:11pm

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Entry to Straight Road: Leaving Middle-earth. Prepare for Hyper-drive. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:28pm

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Great West Road: CAUTION! Unexpected Horse-apples. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:35pm

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Near end of Sauron's Road: SAMMATH NAUR ENDS! PREPARE TO STOP or quick-fry // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:53pm

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Outside the Dark Door: CAUTION! - DEAD AHEAD! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:06am

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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:06am

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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

(This post was edited by AlassŽa Eruvande on Dec 12 2017, 12:08am)


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:07am

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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:07am

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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:07am

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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:08am

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I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 12 2017, 1:16am

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And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 12 2017, 1:16am

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To kick young Saruman in the bum. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.

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