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LOTR Caption Contest CLXXI


Dec 6 2017, 4:32pm

Post #1 of 12 (2273 views)
LOTR Caption Contest CLXXI Can't Post

Fire away!


Dec 6 2017, 6:12pm

Post #2 of 12 (2224 views)
"I tell you, Aragorn - never play backgammon with a wizard." // [In reply to] Can't Post



Dec 6 2017, 6:49pm

Post #3 of 12 (2223 views)
"So how can you have s'mores if you haven't had any yet?" "Whoa, that's really deep, man! Have another toke?" / [In reply to] Can't Post


The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Dec 6 2017, 7:45pm

Post #4 of 12 (2218 views)
Blast. I think I left the water running back in Gondor. [In reply to] Can't Post



Dec 6 2017, 10:08pm

Post #5 of 12 (2203 views)
"I spy with my little eye, something that is gold." // [In reply to] Can't Post


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Dec 7 2017, 2:26am

Post #6 of 12 (2185 views)
A: “Cheer up! Lots of people are afraid of the dark.” // [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

Tol Eressea

Dec 7 2017, 3:36am

Post #7 of 12 (2180 views)
Aragorn, whispering: "Boromir! (whacks B's hand out of his mouth) Not a good look, man! [In reply to] Can't Post

If you gotta give up smoking, for cryin out loud chew gum! don't suck your thumb! Geez!"

(This post was edited by Lissuin on Dec 7 2017, 3:36am)

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Dec 7 2017, 5:28am

Post #8 of 12 (2170 views)
"So what *is* the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Hmm..." / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories


Dec 8 2017, 7:11pm

Post #9 of 12 (2089 views)
Hate to interrupt your lovely story, but... [In reply to] Can't Post

I think our marshmallows are burnt to a crisp...


Dec 8 2017, 7:50pm

Post #10 of 12 (2090 views)
Give it up Boromir... [In reply to] Can't Post

It's that old saying, 'Never play tic-tac-toe with a wizard, for they are subtle and always occupy the centre square.'


Dec 9 2017, 5:14pm

Post #11 of 12 (2029 views)
We have a winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

The next round is all yours, Belegdir. Thanks for playing, everyone!


Dec 9 2017, 5:24pm

Post #12 of 12 (2025 views)
Many kind thanks! :) [In reply to] Can't Post

I will post a new image shortly.


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