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Lissuin
Valinor
Dec 7 2017, 5:05am
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Hobbit Caption Contest LXXII
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Many thanks to the mouse in the teapot. This scene might make her jump back in and shut the lid. 
"Yeah, I know Thorin's in this one too! SO?! It's my screencap, my caption. Can you lot do any better?!"
Go for it! 
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Ataahua
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Dec 7 2017, 5:26am
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Thorin is embarrassed by Bard's attempt at Blue Steel. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Dec 7 2017, 2:46pm
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"My name is Bard! My tongue's not just waggin'. You listen to this Dwarf, you'll be dealin' with the Dragon!"
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*mic drop*
"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 7 2017, 3:15pm
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"Vee had better confeerm de fect dat Yunk Thorin iss indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS!!" /
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 7 2017, 3:17pm
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Get up (get on up). Stay on the scene (get on up). Like a sex machine...
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 7 2017, 4:38pm
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And Thorin continues to shrink hoping for a lead in the upcoming Munchkin series. //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 7 2017, 7:17pm
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Love that movie, LOL!
Check out my new book here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1521753377
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 7 2017, 7:22pm
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And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs
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so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAARRRRGE!!!!!!! (Well, at least I'm taller than that shrimpy Dwarf over there....)
Check out my new book here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1521753377
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Lissuin
Valinor
Dec 15 2017, 7:29pm
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And another musical comedy star is born! Go forth and post, KDK. //
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 15 2017, 7:49pm
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Let's see what I can come up with....
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