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Hobbit Caption Contest LXXII


Dec 7 2017, 5:05am

Post #1 of 10 (5448 views)
Hobbit Caption Contest LXXII Can't Post

Many thanks to the mouse in the teapot. This scene might make her jump back in and shut the lid. Laugh

"Yeah, I know Thorin's in this one too! SO?! It's my screencap, my caption. Can you lot do any better?!"

Go for it! Wink

(This post was edited by Lissuin on Dec 7 2017, 5:08am)

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Dec 7 2017, 5:26am

Post #2 of 10 (5409 views)
Thorin is embarrassed by Bard's attempt at Blue Steel. / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Dec 7 2017, 2:46pm

Post #3 of 10 (5387 views)
"My name is Bard! My tongue's not just waggin'. You listen to this Dwarf, you'll be dealin' with the Dragon!" [In reply to] Can't Post

*mic drop*

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Dec 7 2017, 2:48pm)


Dec 7 2017, 3:15pm

Post #4 of 10 (5373 views)
"Vee had better confeerm de fect dat Yunk Thorin iss indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post


The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Dec 7 2017, 3:17pm

Post #5 of 10 (5375 views)
Get up (get on up). Stay on the scene (get on up). Like a sex machine... [In reply to] Can't Post



Dec 7 2017, 4:38pm

Post #6 of 10 (5366 views)
And Thorin continues to shrink hoping for a lead in the upcoming Munchkin series. // [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Dec 7 2017, 7:17pm

Post #7 of 10 (5354 views)
Vootshtaps, vootshtaps!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Love that movie, LOL!

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Dec 7 2017, 7:22pm

Post #8 of 10 (5357 views)
And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs [In reply to] Can't Post

so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAARRRRGE!!!!!!! (Well, at least I'm taller than that shrimpy Dwarf over there....)

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(This post was edited by Kilidoescartwheels on Dec 7 2017, 7:25pm)


Dec 15 2017, 7:29pm

Post #9 of 10 (4875 views)
And another musical comedy star is born! Go forth and post, KDK. // [In reply to] Can't Post



Dec 15 2017, 7:49pm

Post #10 of 10 (4872 views)
Why, thank you!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Let's see what I can come up with....

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