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And now for... Hobbit Caption Contest LXXI...


Nov 26 2017, 5:22pm

Post #1 of 10 (6389 views)
And now for... Hobbit Caption Contest LXXI... Can't Post

*Mouse-sized fanfare*
And now, with thanks to Ataahua, it is my great pleasure to produce another picture for your perusal. Dust off your funny bones, go forth and caption!

(Lightened to give you a sporting chance of seeing what's happening. But what IS happening - only you can tell.... Tongue )

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Nov 26 2017, 8:46pm

Post #2 of 10 (6320 views)
Following his Mum's strict orders, Fili makes sure he gets his milk. // [In reply to] Can't Post


"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Nov 27 2017, 5:25pm

Post #3 of 10 (6257 views)
Beorn's Lite Mead is to beer what Tom Bombadil is to music. / [In reply to] Can't Post


The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

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Nov 28 2017, 1:04am

Post #4 of 10 (6220 views)
"See, when you rub one of Beorn's mugs, a genie appears!" / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories


Nov 28 2017, 5:02am

Post #5 of 10 (6214 views)
Thorin is both amused and disgusted with his nephew's "drinking game." [In reply to] Can't Post

 And Thorin refuses to sing "99 bottles of milk on the wall" - how embarassing!Blush

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(This post was edited by Kilidoescartwheels on Nov 28 2017, 5:04am)

Tol Eressea

Nov 28 2017, 7:39pm

Post #6 of 10 (6159 views)
Fili: Yeah yeah yeah. [In reply to] Can't Post

Erebor's the land of milk and honey, eh? Pfff! Sorry, Uncle. I think I'll just stay right here. Kili can be heir. Cheers!


Nov 28 2017, 9:50pm

Post #7 of 10 (6131 views)
"Check this out uncle. Gandalf's got nuthin' on me!" // [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Dec 2 2017, 2:59pm

Post #8 of 10 (5912 views)
Thorin debates whether to tell Fili that Beorn had grabbed the pitcher labeled "MSM (Mirkwood Spider Milk)" // [In reply to] Can't Post



Dec 5 2017, 2:40pm

Post #9 of 10 (5745 views)
The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

It was a hard choice, I like all of them, but Lissiun, the next round is yours!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .

Tol Eressea

Dec 6 2017, 3:42am

Post #10 of 10 (5560 views)
Cheers, wee mousey! [In reply to] Can't Post

I will look into this with the utmost care. See you back here soon as!
Best regards,


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