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It's the Hobbit Caption Contest LXXI!

Ataahua
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Nov 20 2017, 6:47am

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With thanks to Loresilme, we come to the next chapter of this game with Tauriel, Tilda and Sigrid on the shore of the Long Lake.

What do you think is happening here?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Nov 20 2017, 6:50am

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TAURIEL: "The men have left, so it's up to us to do the REAL work!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 20 2017, 5:40pm

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"So it's agreed. I don't talk to you about Bard and you don't talk to me about Kili, so BOFA passes the Bechdel test." "Uh, big sister, I think it just failed...." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 20 2017, 6:02pm

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"Could it be? Could it be? Yes, it's the 'Mary Kay' representative! Yippy-do!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 20 2017, 7:59pm

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Tauriel! Can you introduce me to that guy with the bow?/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 21 2017, 3:45pm

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Tilda: "You're missing the point, the lake's this way..... [In reply to] Can't Post

... and there's something crawling out of it!"

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Nov 21 2017, 10:46pm

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Tauriel tries desperately to ignore Sigrid's off-key singing, [In reply to] Can't Post

while Tilda thinks this is a bad time to sing "Row, row, row your boat...."//

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StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 24 2017, 5:58pm

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Sigrid: "Hurry up Alfrid! All of the non-canon characters are jumping into the lake before we ruin this movie!" [In reply to] Can't Post

...if only Tongue


(This post was edited by StingingFly on Nov 24 2017, 6:04pm)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 24 2017, 7:34pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congrats dormouse! You're up for the next caption competition. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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dormouse
Half-elven


Nov 24 2017, 11:20pm

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Eek.. squeak! 'Thankee!.. [In reply to] Can't Post

... and with that, the mouse scuttles off to find a worthy subject for the next round.....

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .

 
 

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