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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXX

Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 10 2017, 1:32pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXX Can't Post

Many thanks to Darkstone for making me the *luxxy* winner of the last round WinkLaughWink! Here we go with round LXX, also known as Round 70!

Caption away! Tell us what is really going on here:



Link to larger image here (image #126)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Nov 10 2017, 3:01pm

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FRODO: Let's see what we've got: "How ya gonna keep em down on the Shire... [In reply to] Can't Post

"...after they've seen Gondor?"

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Darkstone
Immortal


Nov 10 2017, 5:55pm

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"Uncle Bilbo, you never mentioned this 'Tauriel' person before." "Just expanding the book's demographic! And wait'll you read the changes I made to 'Riddles in the Dark' to set up a sequel!" "A cash grab? Thorin would be rolling in his grave!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”




(This post was edited by Darkstone on Nov 10 2017, 5:56pm)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 10 2017, 10:20pm

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"Come come now uncle. Did you really beat Erestor two-out-of-three arm wrestling?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Ataahua
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Nov 11 2017, 1:02am

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The moment Bilbo realises someone's been slipping the Draught of Fangorn into Frodo's drinks. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Nov 11 2017, 1:58am

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Goodness me, I must have given the lad my black book instead of the Red Book!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Loresilme
Valinor


Nov 17 2017, 3:44pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Must be something in those apples Sly!

Over to you, Ataahua!


Ataahua
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Nov 19 2017, 8:19am

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Thanks, Loresilme! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll have a hunt for a good caption pic. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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